Oh, man. #2 is the literal worst. The red flag-y use of ellipses, the weird guilt-trip, the random as fuck McDonald's story, the stupid Rust Cohle impression, giving you an assignment on interpreting his dumb message. No one wants to buy the weird, contrived shit you're selling, dude. » 3/10/14 11:11pm 3/10/14 11:11pm